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Man confronts pharmacist who upset his wife – and his response is a shocker

Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife.
Tearfully, she explained, "It's the pharmacist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone."
She then told her husband what the pharmacist said to her.
Immediately the husband drove downtown to confront the pharmacist, and demand an apology.
Before he could say more then a word or two, the pharmacist said, "Now just a minute! Listen to my side of it.
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"This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I went without breakfast and hurried out to the car, only to realize that I had locked the house and the house and car keys were inside. I had to break a window to get my keys.
"Then, driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket.
"Later, when I was about three blocks from the store, I got a flat tire.
"When I finally got to the store, there were a bunch of people waiting for me to open up. I got the store opened, and started waiting on these people. All the time the darn phone was ringing off the hook.
"I had to break open a roll of nickels against the cash register drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor. I got down on my hands and knees to pick up the nickels. The phone was still ringing. When I came up, I cracked my head on the open cash drawer. That made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles on it, and half of them hit the floor and broke.
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"Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no letup. When I finally got to answer it, it was your wife. She wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer. ... Honest, Mister, all I did was tell her!"
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