Young man brags a bit too much to his pharmacist, but what it leads to is a big shocker

Gavin goes into a drugstore to buy condoms. 

The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of three, nine or 12 and asks which the young man wants.

"Well," Gavin says, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I think tonight's 'the' night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12-pack."

Gavin makes his purchase and leaves. Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues for several minutes. The girl leans over to him and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person."

Gavin leans over to her and whispers, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."