One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail when he tripped over a large snake and then fell – ker-plop! – right on his twitchy little nose.
"Oh, please excuse me," said the bunny. "I didn't mean to trip over you, but I'm blind and cannot see."
"That's perfectly all right," said the snake. "Actually, I think it was really my fault. I'm blind too, and I didn't see you coming. By the way, what kind of animal are you?"
"Well, I really don't know," said the bunny. "I'm blind, and I've never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out."
So the snake felt the bunny all over, and then said: "Well, you're soft and cuddly, and you have long silky ears, and a little fluffy tail, and a dear twitchy little nose. You must be a bunny rabbit!"
And the little bunny was so pleased that he danced with joy. He told the snake, "I can't thank you enough. By the way, what kind of animal are you?"
The snake replied that he really didn't know, because he also was blind. So, the bunny said, "Let me return the favor and examine you."
When the bunny had finished, the snake said, "Well, what kind of animal am I?"
The bunny replied: "You're hard; you're cold; you're slimy, and you haven't got any testicles. You must be ... a lawyer."
And the snake was very sad.
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