He Was Eager To Take Off, But Never Expected His Pilot To Say This. Oh My

Archie was told that a twin-engine plane would be waiting at the airport.

Arriving at the airport he spotted a plane warming up outside the hanger.

He jumped in, said “Let’s go.”

The pilot taxied and took off.

Once in the air, Archie told the pilot: “Fly low over the valley so I can take pictures of the fire on the hill.”

“Why?” the pilot asked.

“Because I’m the photographer for a television show,” Archie explained. “I need to get some close up shots.”

The pilot was strangely silent for a moment, then he stammered, “So, what you’re telling me is... You’re not my flying instructor?”