Older man marries a young woman, has something hilarious to say on their wedding night

Bert, 85, marries Sylvia, a lovely 25-year-old.

Since her new husband is so old, Sylvia decides that after their wedding she and Bert should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together.

After the wedding festivities Sylvia prepares herself for bed and the expected knock on the door.
Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Bert, her 85-year-old groom, ready for action. They unite as one.

All goes well, Bert takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.

After a few minutes, Sylvia hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Bert. Again he is ready for more ‘action.’ Somewhat surprised, Sylvia consents to more coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Bert kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves.

She is set to go to sleep again, but – aha, you guessed it – Bert is back again, rapping on the door and as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more. And, once more, they enjoy each other.

But as Bert gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, “I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with men less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Bert.”

Bert, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Sylvia and says: “You mean I was here already?”