His Parents Took Him To Visit Their Neighbor's Baby. But What He Said About It – Yikes

Alec's neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.

When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Alec's family was invited over to see the baby.

Before they left their house, Alec's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home. Alec told his dad he understood completely. 

When Alec looked in the crib he said: "What a beautiful baby."

The mother said, "Why, thank you Alec."

"He has beautiful little feet, beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see all right?" asked Alec.

"Yes," the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the doctor said he will have 20/20 vision." 

"That's great," said Alec, "'cause he'd be f–cked if he needed glasses!"