Three people in a crashing plane fight over the parachutes. But the outcome is dizzying

A lawyer, a priest, and a young boy were in a small plane that was going to crash, yet they only had two parachutes to the three of them.

The lawyer suddenly announced, "I'm the smartest man on this plane. I deserve to survive!"

He took a bag right from little Jimmy's arms and jumped. 

The priest looked at the young boy and, reflecting back on his life, told Jimmy to take the last parachute since he had already lived a wonderful and full life.

Jimmy replied, "You can have the other chute. The 'smartest man on this plane' just jumped out with my book bag!"