A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, "Where is Jesus today?"
Colin raises his hand and says, "He's in heaven."
Lizzie answers, "He's in my heart."
Jimmy waves his hand furiously and blurts out, "He's in our bathroom!"
The surprised teacher asks Jimmy how he knows this.
"Well," Jimmy says, "every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!'"
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