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Teacher Is Testing Her Kids' Knowledge – But What This Kid Says Next Is Wild

Matty's first grade class was playing "Name That Animal." The teacher held up a picture of a cat and asked, "What animal is this?"
"A cat!" said Molly.
"Good job. Now, what's this animal?"
"A dog!" said Frankie.
"Good. Now what animal is this?" she asked, holding up a picture of a deer.
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The class fell silent. After a couple of minutes, the teacher said, "Here's a hint. It sounds like what your mom calls your dad."
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"I know!" called out Matty. "It's a bast–rd!"
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