She Came To The Doctor's Office With Weird Burns. The Reason For Them – Gold

One day a blonde walks into a doctor's office with both of her ears burnt badly. The doctor asks her what happened. 

"Well... When I was ironing my work suit, the phone rang and I mistakenly picked up the iron instead of the phone," she explains, embarrassed. 

"Well that explains one ear, but what about the other?" the doctor asks, confused. 

"The b–stard called again."