A Priest Was Stopped At Customs, But What He Said Next Is The Craziest Thing

A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. 

She found herself seated next to a nice priest, whom she asked: "Excuse me Father, could I ask a favor?" 

"Of course my child, what can I do for you?" 

"Here is the problem: I bought myself a new sophisticated body hair removal gadget for which I paid an enormous sum of money. I have really gone over the declaration limits and I am worried that they will confiscate it at customs. Do you think you could hide it under your cassock?" 

"Of course I could, my child, but you must realize that I can not lie," the priest responded, frowning.

"You have such an honest face, Father, I am sure they will not ask you any questions," she said, and she gave him the tool. 

The aircraft arrived at its destination. When the priest presented himself to customs, he was asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?" 

"From the top of my head to my sash, I have nothing to declare, my son," he replied. 

Finding this reply strange, the customs officer asked, "And from the sash down, what do you have?" 

The priest replied, "I have there a marvelous little instrument designed for use by women, but which has never been used." 

Breaking out in laughter, the customs officer said, "Go ahead, Father. Next!"