While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends late one night, an inebriated man led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.
"What's that gong for?" one of the guests asked, curious.
"Why, that's the talking clock," the man replied.
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"It doesn't look like a talking clock," someone else said.
"Well, it is!"
"How does it work?" another friend asked.
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"Watch this," the man said, grabbing a hammer and giving it an ear-shattering pound.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "For f–ck's sake, you wanker, it's 2 o'clock in the f–cking morning!!"
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