A beloved mailman, Joe, is working his very last shift in the neighborhood. He receives many thank-you cards and monetary gifts along his route.
When he gets to the very last house, he is greeted by a gorgeous housewife, who invites him in for lunch. Joe happily accepts.
After lunch, the woman invites him up to the bedroom for some "desert." Joe happily accepts again.
When they are done, the woman gives him a dollar.
"What's that for?" asks Joe.
The woman replies: "It was my husband's suggestion. When I told him that it was your last day at work and we should do something special for you, he said, 'F–ck the mailman, give him a dollar.' The lunch was my idea."
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