Blonde tried to kidnap a kid, but it didn't turn out quite the way you'd expect

A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.

She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you."

She then wrote a note, which read:

"I've kidnapped your kid.

Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the North side of the playground.

Signed,
A blonde."

The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.

The next morning, the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree.

The blonde opened up the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"