Three women compare their drunkenness after a wild night out – the winner is just crazy

Three women left separately after a very late night out drinking until the early hours.

They met the next day for a coffee and compared notes about who had been the drunkest.

The first woman claimed that she was the drunkest, saying, "I drove straight home, walked into the house, and as soon as I got through the door, I blew chunks."

To which the second gal replied, "You think that was drunk? I got in my car, drove out of the parking lot, and wrapped my car around the first tree I saw. I don't even have insurance!"

Then the third proclaimed, "I was by far the drunkest. I got home, got in a big fight with my husband, knocked a candle over and burned the whole house down!"

They all looked at each other for a moment.

Then the first woman said: "Ladies, I don't think you understand. Chunks is my dog."