Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off."
"And how would you do that?" her coworker asks.
"Just wait and see," she replies. She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?"
"I'm a light bulb," the woman replies.
"Wow. You've been working so much that you've gone crazy," the boss says. "I think you need to take the day off."
Her coworker starts to follow her out.
"Where are you going?" his boss asks.
The man replies, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark."
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