Woman is kidnapped by a gorilla at the zoo, but her reaction to the ordeal is a riot

A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo. They are standing in front of the big silverback gorilla's cage when one woman makes a gesture that the gorilla interprets as an invitation.

He grabs her, yanks her over the fence, and takes her to his nest in the pen. There he ravishes her and makes passionate love to her for about two hours – until he is tranquilized, and the lady taken to the hospital.

Her friend, deeply concerned, visits her the next day.

“Are you hurt?” she asks.

The lady replies, “Of course I’m hurt! He hasn’t called! He hasn’t written!”