Doctor Goes For A Thorough Examination, But What The Patient Says Takes The Cake

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in.

The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight and found it somewhat below normal. The doctor asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.

“Breast-fed,” the woman replied.

“Well, strip down to your waist,” the doctor asked. She did.

He pressed, kneaded, rolled, cupped, and pinched both breasts in a detailed, rigorously thorough examination.

Motioning for her to get dressed he said, “No wonder this baby is underweight! You don't have any milk.”

“I know,” she said, “I'm his grandmother, but I'm glad I came.”