Tiny Homes on Wheels     Park Model RVs     Container Homes

Elderly man was so proud of his brand-new cowboy boots, but his wife's reaction is something else

Bert, 80, always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. So, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.
Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, “Notice anything different about me?”
Advertisement
Margaret, 75, looked him over.
“Nope.”
Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.
Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, “Notice anything different NOW?”
Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan, “Bert, what’s different? It’s hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it’ll be hanging down again tomorrow.”
Furious, Bert yelled, “AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT’S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?”
“Nope. Not a clue,” she replied.
Advertisement
“IT’S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT’S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!”
Without missing a beat, Margaret replied, “Shoulda bought a hat, Bert! Shoulda bought a hat.”
Yep! He probably should've! SHARE this joke if you enjoyed it!
Share on Facebook

Click To Enlarge
July 19   ·  
Advertisement
Click To Enlarge
July 19   ·  
Click To Enlarge
July 18   ·  
When a group of bystanders witnessed an SUV crash into a tree, they rushed to the scene. Moments later, the vehicle caught flame.
July 4   ·  
The wedding guests thought the big surprise had already happened, but nothing prepared them for this special guest.
June 29   ·  
 
Recommended
Advertisement