A woman gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane.
The stewardess rushes over to her and tells her she must move to coach because she doesn’t have a first class ticket.
The woman replies, “I’m blond, I’m beautiful and I’m staying in first class until we reach New York.”
The stewardess gets the head stewardess, who asks the blonde to leave. The blonde yet again repeats, “I’m blond, I’m beautiful and I’m staying in first class until we reach New York.”
The head stewardess doesn't even know what to do at this point because they still have to get the rest of the passengers seated to take off; the blonde is causing a problem with boarding now, so the stewardess gets the co-pilot. The co-pilot says, “No problem, my wife is blond. I can handle this.”
The co-pilot goes up to the blonde and whispers in her ear. She immediately gets up and goes to her seat in the coach section. The head stewardess asks the co-pilot in amazement what he said to get her to move to her correct seat.
The co-pilot replies, “I told her the first class wasn’t going to New York.”
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