As the crowded elevator descended, Maxine became too furious with her husband, who was delighted to be pressed against a gorgeous blonde.
As the elevator stopped at the main floor, the blonde suddenly whirled, slapped Earl, and said, "That will teach you to pinch!"
Bewildered, Earl was halfway to the parking lot with his wife when he choked, "I... I... didn't pinch that girl."
"Of course you didn't," said Maxine, consolingly. "I did."
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