A teacher cautiously approaches the subject of sex ed with her fourth grade class because she realizes Alec's propensity for sexual innuendo.
But Alec remains attentive throughout the entire lecture. Finally, towards the end of the lesson, the teacher asks for examples of sex ed from the class.
One boy raises his hand. "I saw a bird in her nest with some eggs."
"Very good, William," cooed the teacher.
"My mommy had a baby," said Lizzie.
"Oh, that's nice," replied the teacher.
Finally, Alec raises his hand. With much fear and trepidation, the teacher calls on him.
"I was watchin' TV yesterday, and I saw the Lone Ranger. He was surrounded by hundreds and hundreds of Indians. And they all attacked at one time. And he killed every one of them with his two guns."
The teacher was relieved, but puzzled. "And what does that have to do with sex education, Alec?"
"It'll teach those Indians not to f–ck with the Lone Ranger."
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