He Called The Feds On His Neighbor, But When They Showed Up? Just Wow

The phone rings at FBI headquarters. 

“Hello? I’m calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood!” announces the man on the phone.

“Thank you very much for the call, sir,” the FBI agent responds.

The next day, FBI agents descend on the neighbor’s house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swear at the neighbors and leave. 

The phone rings at the neighbor's house. “Hey, Clifford, did the FBI come?” 

“Yep.” 

“Did they chop your firewood?” 

“Yep.” 

“Great, now it’s your turn to call. I need my garden plowed.”