Gavin and Wallace crash their cars into each other on the highway.
Wallace approaches Gavin and is beginning to offer to exchange insurance information, when Gavin says, "You know, I noticed your bumper sticker. Our colleges have been antagonistic for years. I think that this is a great time for us to put an end to this rivalry. How about a drink in the name of friendship?"
Wallace expresses his agreement, and so, Gavin goes to get a six pack of beer from his trunk.
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Wallace opens a can, takes a long drink, then looks at Gavin and says, "Well, aren't you going to have a drink, too?"
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Gavin says, "Nah. I think I'll just wait for highway patrol to show up."
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