Alumni From Rival Colleges Get Into A Car Accident. Crazy Shenanigans Ensue

Gavin and Wallace crash their cars into each other on the highway. 

Wallace approaches Gavin and is beginning to offer to exchange insurance information, when Gavin says, "You know, I noticed your bumper sticker. Our colleges have been antagonistic for years. I think that this is a great time for us to put an end to this rivalry. How about a drink in the name of friendship?"

Wallace expresses his agreement, and so, Gavin goes to get a six pack of beer from his trunk. 

Wallace opens a can, takes a long drink, then looks at Gavin and says, "Well, aren't you going to have a drink, too?"

Gavin says, "Nah. I think I'll just wait for highway patrol to show up."