A priest was talking to a group of kids about what it meant to be good and how they could go to heaven by being a good Christian and a kind human being.
At the end of his talk, to make sure his lecture was understood, he began to ask the children enthusiastically, "Where do you want to go?"
"Heaven! Heaven!" yelled little Penny.
"And what do you have to be to get there?" asked the priest.
"Dead!" Answered Jimmy.
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