A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.
"Officer," the man began, "I can explain."
"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."
"But, officer, I just want to say–"
"And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you, the police chief's at his daughter's wedding... He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."
"Don't count on it," answered the defeated fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."
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