An old man goes to church one morning and heads into confession.
Inside, he says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80 years old, a widower, with 11 grandchildren. Last night I met two beautiful flight attendants. They took me home and I made love to both of them. Twice.”
The priest says, “Well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession?”
“Never, Father, I’m Jewish,” the man replies.
“So then, why are you telling me?” the priest asks, confused.
The man responds, “I’m telling everybody!”
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